
Star Wars: Unlimited - Hondo Ohnaka's Spectacular Chaos Sealed Extravaganza - May 3rd
Star Wars: UnlimitedMY FRIENDS!
I humbly invite you to attend what will undoubtedly be remembered as the greatest Star Wars: Unlimited event of all time; Hondo Ohnaka's Spectacular Chaos Sealed Extravaganza! (For a modest entry fee, of course... I have overheads to consider, you understand.)
Event Details
- Date: Saturday, May 3rd
- Arrival From: 5:30pm
- Start Time: 6:00pm
- End Time: 11:00pm (approx.)
- Event Capacity: 16 Players
- Location: Shuffle Board Game Cafe
Each of you (my favourite and most valued customers!) will receive six Star Wars: Unlimited Booster Packs - one from each of the four sets, and two more randomly assigned by me, Hondo Ohnaka!
From the contents of these six packs, you will then utilise all of your cunning and creativity to craft the most consistent and competitive decks the galaxy has ever seen! Once built, you will use these expertly designed decks to compete against one another in an epic contest of wit and skill to determine who is - the, uh... the best at doing that!
Event Structure
- Sealed Play Format
- 45-minute Deck Building Phase
- 4-Round Swiss Tournament
- Best-of-Three Matches
- 55-minute Rounds
Deck building will begin shortly after registration has been completed (at approximately 6:00pm), and be followed by 4 rounds of best-of-three swiss paired matches!
What is that you ask? What do you win...?
Oh, uh... Yes, yes, of course! Let me... ah, yes - let me see what is in the - uh... SPECTACULAR PRIZE COMPARTMENT of this completely legitimately obtained cargo container of propriatarily purchased goods!
Prizes
Ah hah! Look what spectacular prizes I have totally intentionally obtained for you! Well, let's say half of you... I am not made out of credits, you know.
Now! Being such an accomplished businessman as myself, I obviously understand the equivelent credit value of all of these, err... items - BUT - Just to be safe, I will put them all in a pile and give the first place winner the first choice of one item from the prize pile! Then I will let the person in second place have the second pick, and the person in third place have the third pick, and so on, and so forth. You get the idea.
TOP 8 PRIZE PILE
Please note: the below prizing is based on full attendance.
- This, uh... "Spotlight" Deck... thing? Oh - Chewbacca! He is my friend!
- A... tube? Ah, an Xtra-Wide Game Mat! Featuring the Falcon herself?! What a ship! Did you know I almost won her in a game of Sabaac?
- Why is this called a "Carbonite Pack"? It is not frozen in Carbonite. Trust me, I would know.
- Damage Pads! No, no, no, not "DAMAGED" pads, no refunds!
- and why does Hondo not feature on any of these Gamegenic Art Sleeves..? I am wounded!
- and a... Foil Hyperspace Hondo Ohnaka - Superfluous Swinder card?!!? Well, now... This is clearly the top prize. Only a fool would not pick this prize.
You are still looking at me? Well then - yes, and... and of course every participant will also recieve ONE (no...?) okay, okay, TWO randomly chosen Star Wars: Unlimited Booster Packs! ...and? Fine, fine, fine - and some of these... "C3-OP" packs, whatever they are!
Now GO! No more. I will not risk this effort becoming... unprofitable.
Terms & Conditions
Full payment of the Entry Fee is required in advance in order to secure your place at the event. Event Entry Fee payments that include retail products as part of the purchase are refundable (less a £0.50 processing fee) where customer cancellation occurs at least 7 days before the event is due to take place. Any cancellations after this time will only be subject to a refund if we can fill your space with another paying customer. If we cannot, you will still be entitled to the goods purchased as part of the event.